Good boi. Pretty girl. Destroyer 3000. We call our pets a lot of names. Recently, however, a new one has emerged. A viral Internet challenge has people sharing what their pets are doing while referring to them as 'the drunk guy at the end of the bar', and it's getting funnier and funnier. Once your mind combines the images of a dark, dusty joint and a wasted dude going around licking people's heads, it's hard not to laugh at the absurd. But then again, everything's possible if there's enough alcohol, right? Continue scrolling and check out some of the most popular responses to the challenge and upvote your faves!

#1

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking fish.

My nayme iz dog
I do not wish
to drink stayle water
frum my dish
I multi-task
and with one splish
get drink while I
lick my fren fish

My name is fish
I swim about
Fren dog watches
from the side, out
but when she need
a little drink
I chase her tong
long, wide and pink

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Draco Malfoy
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1 year ago

Upvote for the poem as well lol

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The collective gag got a major popularity boost on Monday, sparked by a tweet from actress and author Quinn Cummings, who posted a screenshot of an Instagram post by the Puerto Rico Dog Fund.

The organization made their Instagram post Sunday night, saying "Since we can't go to any bars, tell me what your pets are currently doing but refer to them as 'the drunk guy at the end of the bar...'" The Puerto Rico Dog Fund attributed the idea to one of its unnamed adopters.

#2

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar climbed up behind me and is licking the top of my head

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Heaven Lee
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1 year ago

Hehehe, picturing this with an actual drunk guy is funny.

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So while the bars continue being closed because of the coronavirus-induced lockdown, let's appreciate these light-hearted parodies of a character who's all but disappeared from our midst: the drunk guy at the end of the bar. After all, do we even have another way to study this amusing archetype?

#3

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar just ate a bone, farted, then started snoring

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Lemon
Community Member
1 year ago

Rather accurate

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#4

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar has become confused, as always

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Draco Malfoy
Community Member
1 year ago

Just keep on walking...

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#5

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar just followed me into the bathroom

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Draco Malfoy
Community Member
1 year ago

To be honest, this might not be far off.......

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#6

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) the drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out in a sweater

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Never have I imagined such a cute little drunk guy...

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#7

The drunk guy at the end of the bar just puked three times and ran to hide under the couch

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Bored Birgit
Community Member
1 year ago

That's what we expect from drunk guys at the end of the bar.

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#8

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps licking my guitar case

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Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

It's a texture thing

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#9

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk gal at the end of the bar keeps occasionally spazzing out, running from one end of the bar to the other and occasionally yelling for us from the other end of the bar..... She needs help!

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European other
Community Member
1 year ago

Sounds like a normal night out to me !!!

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#10

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar kept making this face so I took him home

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jane holland
Community Member
1 year ago

Excuse me. Didn't you used to be Kevin Sweeney ?

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#11

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar really, really wants me to have his dismembered chicken foot

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Nawal Wali
Community Member
1 year ago

He's seen things

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#12

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar won't stop staring at me

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

I think he wants snacks...

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#13

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps bringing me a mouse and expects me to throw it so he can fetch it and bring it back to me, and so on and so on

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Definitely making their own fun...

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#14

The drunk guy at the end of the bar keeps obnoxiously licking his nuts and pauses every few second to make weird eye contact...

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Tina Scogin
Community Member
1 year ago

I hate when that happens.

#15

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar just licked my hand!

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Drunk guy needs some salty snacks, barkeep!

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#16

The drunk guys at the end of the bar keep going outside and yelling at the lawnmower

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

You don't know what that lawnmower may do... it neds to be warned.

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#17

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guys at the end of the bar are eating lettice instead of shots

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Bored Birgit
Community Member
1 year ago

Trying to get some vitamins between the shots. They are awesome!

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#18

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is just blankly staring out the window, as if in a trance

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Taking it in...

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#19

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) It's only 5:30, and the drunk guy at the end of the bar has already passed out

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Draco Malfoy
Community Member
1 year ago

Typical

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#20

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is trying to sleep in a tent after s**tting on the floor

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Let him sleep... although I suspect he'll wake up in confinement.

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#21

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is currently sitting in a laundry basket

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Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

My cat will only do this if it is full of clean, folded laundry

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#22

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar decided to run away this morning. A lovely couple found him a few hours later and now he is safe at home

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Oddly charming... I'm happy his address was sewn into his clothes!

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#23

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) There are three drunk guys at the end of the bar all passed out around my bed...

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Mark
Community Member
1 year ago

So does that mean your bed is at the end of the bar or is that just your wish ;)

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#24

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is passed out at my feet. He went outside to pee a few minutes ago, and then ate a baby carrot.
The drunk girl at the end of the bar has her lady parts on display for all to see

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deanna woods
Community Member
1 year ago

I guess being drunk takes away modesty.

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#25

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is out cold. His right ear is hanging low over the bar

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Caleigh
Community Member
1 year ago

@Tiny Dynamine, that's rather rude. People worked on these stories to bring people smiles. There's no need to criticize them. They are completely optional to read- just click away.

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#26

The drunk guy at the end of the bar has his head buried between my legs

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Drunk guy really wants some loving... (aaaaand its getting weird).

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#27

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is yelling at the mailman

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Yeah, drunk guys don't trust uniforms.

#28

The drunk guy at the end of the bar is licking his own ***hole..

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Bill
Community Member
1 year ago

And looks real proud of himself while doing it

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#29

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guys at the end of the bar are eating a moosey and ripping his guts out...

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

That got dark!

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#30

Someone Says To Refer To Your Pet As 'The Drunk Guy At The Back Of The Bar' And People Deliver (30 Posts) The drunk guy at the end of the bar is snoring & sleeping in a very odd position on my dressing gown

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Colin L
Community Member
1 year ago

Aw... drunk guy beans!

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